They say that Hexbear only has enough keyboards for half of its posters, so they send people into threads in pairs, and when the first poster is banned, the second picks up his keyboard and continues posting

https://hexbear.net/comment/3695916

It was back on reddit, during the US election. When Trump seemed to be pulling ahead and r/neoliberal was in doomer mode I went and posted a picture of Lenin titled “Where did that bring you? Back to me.”

Predictably I got banned, but I did double dip and post the screenshot to chapo.

I was homeless at the time and it really brightened my day

I’m a posting anti-natalist. I’m deeply ashamed of every single time I forced a bad comment to exist. I sincerely hope I’ll never succumb to making another comment.

Edit: Oh no

Removed by mod

None of them. Each of my posts are just further descents into liberalism

There was a post about the highest point in Iowa and I said “it’s all downhill from here” and it only got a few upvotes. My genius went unappreciated

Then there was the time I commented on reddit about how Nazis and transphobes deserved to be cyberbullied, and the admins deleted my comment and gave me a warning for it, which automatically turned it into a based comment.

All of them. Every bit I’ve ever posted or will ever post is perfect just the way it is, and nobody will tell me otherwise.

The thing about wanting to get humiliated and vored by communist anthro hyenas

I made a joke about having diarrhea for two weeks and it got deleted by the mods.

To post hard enough to take friendly fire is a mood.

Years ago their was a stupid reddit sub where people would staple bread to trees… So quirky amirite? Anyway, I see this sub pop up in /all, some dingus posts “communist bread” and it’s just a tree… lol le starvation, 100 godzillian ded ensues.

I just said something like ‘yeah, under communism the bread is distributed and someone ate it instead of wasting food by doing something so stupid as stapling it to a tree.’. Ratioed the post and all the comments.

Another time I called some cracker what he was and he started to seethe hard and posted his rage. So I start spam replying “chicken in a biscuit”, “Ritz”, “Club”, “Saltine”, etc. ad nauseum, 🍘 emojis too. Got an admin suspension for that one. Replied and told them to eat my ass. They didn’t care apparently and my suspension expired at the set time. Might log back on some day and go nuclear with cracker posting.

*scrolls through post history*

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it’s all reposts

maybe this silly implementation of integer addition in python

my top rated after federation

kelly pun that received kelly of the day award from ulyssest

excellent breaking bad post with one commenter noting how great it is

Definitely how I got the most downvoted post of all time, and then campaigned to remove downvotes so no one could surpass me

and then followed it up later with a kissinger death fakeout that people couldn’t downvote and so it looked legit

probably the best laid joke of my life

I’m going to dig through my archives looking for underappreciated posts

A fairly recent set of posts was on Whittier, Alaska being the perfect setting for a US version of Uzumaki. They are here and here (seriously check this post out it’s wild if you’ve ever read the manga)