What if instead of Cedar Point it was Seder Point and they had matzah instead of roller coasters?

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Congratulations!

(no water bottles allowed at the tills per company policy)

That has to be against OSHA, that’s some fucking bullshit. You need to stay hydrated! Call their bluff.

Unite mocked the anger of Israelis and Jews on Monday, saying in an Instagram story that the band had “done it again, making Zionists cry.”

https://www.jpost.com/diaspora/article-809479

aren’t overnight receiver/stocker shifts working large retail chains

If that’s the case those companies are in bad shape. That’s a form of cost-cutting that will impact your bottom line badly very quickly. I can’t imagine how unusable my store would be if we didn’t have freight crew.

They’re called “Unite” and this is the song

I found the full song

I was worried they might be nazi skinheads but a live video shows multiple bandmembers in skirts so I think that’s a good sign.

My “favorite” type of customer is the customer who refuses to understand “no we don’t have that here”. They’ll ask the same question again and again only to be told once again “we don’t have that”.

Actually he was making the sign of the cross because he was thinking “Lord save me from this beautiful seductress ”

Just kidding but transitioning in retail sounds tough, shoutout to all those braver than the troops

I worked at a grocery store for about 5 years in a completely white southern town with an average age of 68 years old.

That’s all you needed to say. I’m so sorry.

Congrats, you have the nastiest story in the thread

Poor husband was just trying to surprise his wife

I think if I saw someone with an Israeli flag at work I would straight up refuse them service, even if I got dinged for it. It’s like showing up with a swastika and being like “service, please!”

Yes hello I am very smart customer shopping in a warehouse that has a cash register, wanting to know if you have it in the back???

Furries are cool as shit. I saw some at a local pride parade a few weeks ago when it was like 90 degrees out, and the fursuit stayed on. Respect, you being you must be a big deal to have that kind of dedication. Also, shoutout to my one coworker who has a fursuit with encorporated hand puppets. That’s so cool!

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Boomers come into a massive chain store and are surprised to learn that the retail employees of [massive billion dollar company] are not specialized tradesmen with years of experience but rather minimum wage workers who could not give less of a shit if the table the customer is buying is “good quality”.

Honestly they would probably end up as better people after some time in Best Korea.

Or they end up being the most annoying shitstains and get kicked out (more likely).

someone get Jon off meth