• qooqie@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    How do we know it was by memory? What if the bear held that person hostage for a very flattering painting

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        7 months ago

        A good theory, but sadly this drawing predates the invention of the pickinick basket by at least 10 years. At least.

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      I immediately thought this poor artist was in the cave for days, periodically poking his head out, and the bear was still there, just waiting.

      They got many close looks at that bear and had nothing to do but draw the thing that would finally kill them when they got desperate enough to make a run for it.

      This painting might be like someone writing Jeff on the tile floor in their own blood. Or they became friends like in a Disney movie. I see no middle alternative.

      Joking aside, that’s a phenomenal likeness.

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      In fact, the word “brown” is the morph of the original word for bear. Whatever humans used for brown was overshadowed long ago by the very experience of bear itself, and the color alone became a prevalent warning against that thing that is the single most terrifying brown in existence.

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        Well, maybe. There’s also a competing hypothesis that says it’s the other way around, i.e. “bear” is derived from “brown”; the old word for “bear” became taboo, possibly for fear that speaking the beast’s name would summon it. Either way, the fear of bears has certainly left a mark on the Germanic languages.

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      7 months ago

      do you know what I think of every time someone uses the phrase “I came across…?”

      shooting one’s jizz across something.

      There. i said it.

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          If you could see the reality of what you just said, she was a hemiplegic in a wheelchair, she had bed sores, she is now cremated and sprinkled over her parents in a graveyard.

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    7 months ago

    Is banana for scale a thing in lemmy? Maybe it’s bear sized and some cave owner painted his wall with an outline using his natural bear spirograph.