• goetzit@lemmy.world
      47·
      1 year ago

      It is, look at the hand, the seal of the bags, the tags on the shelf in the background. All of them are exactly the same in each photo

  • Slow@lemmy.today
    51·
    1 year ago

    I tried sausages that tasted like cardboard. Even half a bottle of ketchup that was poured on the sausage did not improve the taste.

    I think that drink-flavored “sausages” will just be candies that look like sausages. But such products are usually produced in limited quantities as holiday jokes.

  • WaxedWookie@lemmy.world
    65·
    1 year ago

    I ate the onion - these abominations aren’t real - they’re an invention by Justin Things on Instagram.

    Just when you thought the US was stretching the definition of “food” to its breaking point…

    Edit: look at the wall-e chair fatty motherfuckers downvoting me for saying that a pig raised in a cell in a factory, pumped full of hormones and antibiotics, whose soft tissue was water-blasted off by an undocumented immigrant child, before being converted to a slurry, mixed with a load of preservatives, colouring, flavours, and other bullshit to turn that meat blue, and make it taste like an entirely fuctitious “blue razzberry” (which is distinct from a raspberry), then extruded into a plastic skin is pushing the boundaries of food. I’m guessing the expiry on this product (I don’t think they can legally call it meat) is months away.

    • smeg@feddit.ukEnglish
      6·
      1 year ago

      I want you to know that you’re being downvoted not by these imaginary fatties, but because you can’t identity an obvious joke and are whining about downvotes

      • WaxedWookie@lemmy.world
        52·
        1 year ago

        Thanks - I appreciate you trying to explain it to this idiot, but I’m still not sure I get it… These dogs are a very real thing (other than the ho-ho-hotdogs I assume).

        • smeg@feddit.ukEnglish
          5·
          1 year ago

          Are they actually? There was a relatively convincing comment that pointed out that hand in each photo is identical which means it’s probably photoshopped.

          • WaxedWookie@lemmy.world
            3·
            1 year ago

            Actually no - after looking a bit further, I ate the onion on that one - they’re a fabrication by the Instagram user Justin Things. I was sure I saw the freedom franks on shelves around July 4th in Utah a few years back, but stand corrected.

            That’s not to say there’s not a good number of people trying to make this stuff, but there’s a big difference between that and it being a marketed product.

            • smeg@feddit.ukEnglish
              2·
              1 year ago

              I just assumed they were real until I saw the comment, as far as crazy American foods go I’ve seen crazier!