“this is a paper composite material… used for countertops in industrial kitchens.” It’s actually imitation stone.
I know that stuff and it’s probably harder than actual marble.
Is that because normal marble would like fracture and split into pieces?
Real marble is soft. That’s why they make sculptures out of it. It’s easy to carve. You can cut it with a butter knife if you really want to.
My life is a lie. Why didn’t I learn this is school!
It’s made out of smooshed up old seashells.
How does everyone know this but me? If it wasn’t the education system of a lower socioeconomic neighborhood in the imperial core then it must be due to slacking off a ton 🥲
I knew about marble being soft and useless from dwarf fortress
You end up with a lot of rock and ore facts from playing that game lmao
Dwarf Fortress is basically Geology 101: The Game.
I think marble is actually pretty soft for stone. It’s a 3 on the Mohs hardness scale.
You have corrected a long standing misunderstanding, thank you comrade o7
The crumple zone is your skull
lol, The Cybertruck truly is the vehicle of the future! The auto-driver can slam you into stationary objects, the solid slab dashboard can cause fatal head trauma, the battery can cremate the remains, and it can even be used as a tasteful mausoleum for your receptacle after the fact. That’s just smart design!
the Cybertruck simply will not crash or come to a stop. it is entirely invincible.I hope every rich person tests this theory by driving into the mariana trench
Unstoppable Force (truck) meets Immovable Object (ego)
I don’t see any vents. Imagine buying a luxury vehicle with no driver AC in of the climate crisis.
No AC, no airbags
We’re gonna find out it has no power steering and no anti-lock breaks when it comes out
It’s fake news. I shoulda edited, but yeah it has both apparently and it’s also made of paper composite or something.
People really ought to be required to label misinfo before posting it tbh.
It’s green!
I now 100% support Elon Musk’s biggest fans driving Cybertrucks at high speeds.
He showed up to Twitter his first day with a sink. Dude gets a lot of inspiration by getting blazed and standing in the center of his kitchen for two hours. I can relate
Cool, now I can do meal prep on the go. Chop them veggies on the way home from work.
Cybertruck comes with free tombstone, just needs to be engraved with your visage in an automated high speed collision. A unique artwork for your loved ones to remember you by made on demand, just-in-time. It’s the peak of logistical sophistication.
“The cybertruck has no airbags”
Idiot car designed by a dogbrained failson
“The dashboard is solid marble”
Jesus Christ it doesn’t get any more stupid
“It’s fake marble”
Fuck off…
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At least the paramadics who have to scoop up my brain matter and skull fragments will think it looks like something out of a scifi
2000s budget car in Asia moment.
Context? Why Asia?
Most Asian countries had pretty lax regulations on airbags at the time compared to the West.
That and Takata made like, half of all airbags, and they turn into a claymore mine if they are exposed to humidity
What, why?
Lmao I just realized the recall has been going on for a decade.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takata_Corporation#Defective_airbag_recalls_(2013–present)
Recall. Recall never changes.
Oof, that’s one of the more important things to regulate too…. Thanks for the context
Techbros hate regulations and safety concerns with a remarkable focus. I think deep down they have a death drive, even if it is primarily for the deaths of other people.
holy shit
