Bears quarterback Justin Fields dislocated his right thumb in a loss to Minnesota a month ago, which has left his team to rely on undrafted free agent and defective Cinderella story Tyson Bagent in the interim. After beating an imploding Raiders outfit in his first start, Bagent has since lived down to his Division II […]
Eberflus: “Hey, um, I came up with a really great idea, dude.”
Chicago media: “Yeah?”
Eberflus: “I’m gonna play both sides.”
Chicago media: “Why would you tell me that?”
Eberflus: “Should I not have?”
Chicago media: “Probably shouldn’t, because if you’re trying to keep a secret from me, well, now I know.”
Eberflus: “Should I tell the Panthers?”
Chicago media: “No, I don’t think you should tell either side because if you’re trying to play both sides and they both know you’re not playing anybody.”
Eberflus: “What should I do now?”
Chicago media: “I don’t give a shit. Why are you here?”
Eberflus: “Hey, can I talk to you for a sec?”
Chicago media: “Yeah, hey!”
Eberflus: “Hey, um, I came up with a really great idea, dude.”
Chicago media: “Yeah?”
Eberflus: “I’m gonna play both sides.”
Chicago media: “Why would you tell me that?”
Eberflus: “Should I not have?”
Chicago media: “Probably shouldn’t, because if you’re trying to keep a secret from me, well, now I know.”
Eberflus: “Should I tell the Panthers?”
Chicago media: “No, I don’t think you should tell either side because if you’re trying to play both sides and they both know you’re not playing anybody.”
Eberflus: “What should I do now?”
Chicago media: “I don’t give a shit. Why are you here?”