- cross-posted to:
- roughromanmemes@piefed.social
- cross-posted to:
- roughromanmemes@piefed.social

Get the nails, droogs. It’s time for a bit of the old ultraviolence.
Well played droog!
Explanation: The legendary founders of the city of Rome, Romulus and Remus, supposedly were suckled by a wolf. A great story beginning with a tall glass of wolf milk!
(alternatively, ‘lupa’, ‘she-wolf’, was Latin slang for a prostitute - something the Romans themselves speculated may have been the true meaning of the story)
Why not a wolf prostitute?
A whorewolf, if you will.
That fucking expression on her stupid face, it’s so undignified. Also, why no name?
And yes, I’m going to post this every time I see that fucking wolf
Needing a UNIQUE NAME?! That’s BARBARIAN TALK
- Signed, Primus, the son of Gaius, the son of Gaius, the son of Primus, the son of Gaius, the son of Primus, the son of Gaius, the son of Gaius
Does half and half count?


Well, here I am. Conker the King… king of all the land. Who’d a thought that? But how did I come to this, you say?..



True Roman milk for true Romans.
Remus strongly disagrees with this statement
Mama, ooh, didn’t mean to make you cry
If I’m not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.







