Texans win 37-12

Kirk Cousins really just quoted Kung Fu Panda in a pre-game hype video. This makes me like him more???

Also, who tf named the Fox NFL robot Cleatus

Hi Texans, I’m sure you’ll have a great time at your away home game in Charlotte today. If you see any players you’d like to give way too little for, or if you have any players you’d like us to give way too much for, just let the front office know and we will try way too hard to work something out.

And if you need anything else just let us know, I should be over here just pounding my head into the wall and working on fire everyone memes. In the unlikely event we do win, of course I will delete this comment and begin making posts about how we are in fact the best team in the league, Fritterer is a genius, and we are super bowl bound.

Thanks!

CJ is throwing 5 touchdowns today

damn is this the Panthers thread or what

ELITE tackling

Horrifying tackling

I had a root canal at 7 am this morning and it’s only the second most painful thing I’ll experience today

if you see Henderson 1 on 1 way out you should throw it up no matter what just in case you can get a pi

Let Bryce sling it down here this time for fucks sake

They’re giving us first and goal on purpose

Thanks for letting Bryce throw this time before 4th down!

Woulda had the first if he hadn’t cut back

Penalties aside, looks like the Panthers got locked in at the end. Looks like we’ll have a good fight in the 2nd half

You know something, Fox? You really didn’t have to depress us by showing those takeaway stats right after we should be celebrating.