rbs should learn to throw it away when being tackled behind los

Here’s hoping today is one of those rare days we don’t suck

Just because I slept till noon doesn’t mean I shouldn’t take a nap now

Sometimes I see this thing in my house in my bedroom at night. It’s like a ghostly figure of an angry man. I kinda wake up and see him kinda going towards my wife like he’s gonna get her. And I jump up and shine my flashlight on it because it looks weird so I’m not sure if it’s real, but there’s never anything there.

My wife normally doesn’t wake up, just kind of acknowledges I moved and goes back to sleep at most. I normally just try to forget about it when it happens because I mean who hasn’t thought they saw something when they’re just falling asleep?

But she always brings it up the next day telling me she saw some ghost. It upsets me because I never told her that I saw a ghost I just always tell her I thought I saw something but nothing was there. I feel like my wife is probably fucking with me because it did kinda freak me out that first time when she was like “omg that ghost really freaked me out last night.” She claims the ghost is a little girl though and I always see an angry man. So she’s never all that upset because the little girl is nice.

I feel that Greg’s hair is thicker now than it was when he played for us

Napoleon is bullshit give me that Genghis Khan movie

You’re allowed to just win two games in a row?

we got nuthin else to do yay

nothing like a great 30 yard drive for a first down to get your team goin

I actually like Bryce a lot and think he is kinda neat. It’s not his fault we live this way

According to that slide Bryce will be as good as Joe Burrow soon

My parents worked for Kemet when I was a kid. Then that Nafta put a stop to that shit

This offseason we will lengthen Bryce’s shins, silencing haters once and for all

Jason Kelce taking over my team broadcast makes me want to jump off my garage

Hekker gets a lot of practice and is slowly becoming a punt got.

Every time I see DJ I die a little more inside

What if Al Michael’s dies tonight? That would make this comment so awkward

12, 2, bears or panthers blue, DJ we will always love you

I shall pray to Satan for our victory. Then we will have all bases covered

Our best hope to win is if the Bears don’t score but the Panthers do score