There has got to be a paint called burnt pizza. I have never seen a darker color.

Shit, I’ve done that a few times and didn’t even have weed as an excuse.

My wife set a tray of tortilla chips on fire in our oven. She was not stoned she is just easily distracted. Fun fact, turns out our oven locks the door when there is a fire inside it so you have no way of actually dealing with said fire. Even turning power off to the oven did not unlock the door.