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Your partner be like:
“Can we switch?” - Cat
Seriously torturing that meat eater laying a slab of cooked flesh right in front of a bowl of dried processed kibble!
We taught a lion to eat tofu
[sickly lion coughs dust]
I’ll spend it with three ladies! Three! …my mum and my two cats.
Valentines here is in the 12th of June, but odds are I’ll spend it the same way as tomorrow. At most we’ll “open the bar”, not because it’s Valentines but because it’ll be a Friday: dinner is a bunch of bar-like snacks, we grab beer or wine, chatting over some cigs. Or solving crosswords together (my mum loves this).
Your plate looks almost fake it’s so well done!
I’m 90% sure it’s generated, but it’s a cute idea.
Don’t worry, it is. But I don’t judge, it is only the plan.
The best Valentine’s Day plan is to buy a boat in advance on yachttrading and then spend a fun-filled night with your partner on the yacht on Valentine’s Day itself.
What in the fucking weird astroturf marketing hell is this account
Whoa, that’s fancy. They’re a keeper for sure.
