SenK@lemmy.ca to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 15 天前How much trash is there on the surface nearest to you right now?message-squaremessage-square35linkfedilinkarrow-up161arrow-down13
arrow-up158arrow-down1message-squareHow much trash is there on the surface nearest to you right now?SenK@lemmy.ca to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 15 天前message-square35linkfedilink
minus-square「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·15 天前Lmao my mom actually weighs less than me. My mom was like: “why u so fat? lose some weight jesus christ” And I was like: “Sorry mom, I’ve become American. It’s your fault for bringing me here.” Yep that’s my excuse. I’m fat? No, I’m just American.
Lmao my mom actually weighs less than me.
My mom was like: “why u so fat? lose some weight jesus christ”
And I was like: “Sorry mom, I’ve become American. It’s your fault for bringing me here.”
Yep that’s my excuse. I’m fat? No, I’m just American.
Lmao didn’t ask; just a joke ;)