We will NOT be taking about the dick cap and that is non negotiable folks

  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    18 days ago

    I never even knew about a gold dick cap, but now I want to be rich, just so I can have one.

    Do you think all those Sociopathic Oligarch walk around with gold dick caps? I’ll bet they do. They certainly will after they hear about this.

    I’ll bet they’ll want a whole collection of gold dick caps, with different designs and whatnot. Probably custom ones with their name engraved on it, maybe bedazzled with jewels. I’m going into the gold dick cap business, it’s gonna be YUGE!