Granted. Max stat is 100. You can’t tell the difference.
Empathy was not on their character sheets, so everyone gets a new empathy skill set to 1 out of a possible 30.
Everyone now has the lowest non zero empathy score
Granted. A sheet of meaningless paper appears in everyone’s possession. This sheet of paper lists stats that have no effect, and among them is empathy.
Everyone gets a +1 empathy but that point needs to be taken from somewhere else. Therefore everyone also gets -1 intelligence.
Granted but their Inland Empire also stat gets set to 10.
Unlimited power
Granted! Henceforth all children shall be born girls.
This … actually doesn’t sound too bad. Sure, we’d have to improve artificial insemination to continue the species but there’s no other drawbacks.
You don’t think facing down extinction is “that bad?” I thought I was being too harsh.