• RedFrank24@piefed.social
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    28 days ago

    Wouldn’t you? You’re sent to Middle Earth with the idea of inspiring Men to resist Sauron, and your last, best chance to kill the bastard rests in the hands of people so insignificant that the Valar never bothered to brief you on them. You’d get high too!

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      27 days ago

      Not a perfect system but if you find out what a people love you’ll have a much better idea of what that they are about

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    28 days ago

    TIL … Lord of the Rings was just an elaborate weed induced hallucination

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    “So are you like…an angel or something?” Frodo asked. “I dunno man. Lemmy hit that blunt,” Gandalf replied.

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    28 days ago

    Saruman has the best thc products around!
    Cranking out Isengard™️ brand rosin gummies!
    Elves are purists, though, have perfected the art of the sinsemilla flower, including the almost mythical Lothlorien Farms cannabis rutica.