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She: “Oh darling, that was amazing! Now I’m really hungry!”
He: *makes hissing noises*
She: “Oh shit, a snake!”And like, does she think “wait did I get railed by a fucking snake” after that?
The lack of a second penis would be a clue.
Sounds reasonable. I do same.
IT’S EVOLUTION BABY!
Miss me with that head biting off shit, I’m getting laid and buggin out
Widow, why do you never look at me during sex?
What are you talking about of course I do.
I don’t even think you know what I look like.
What, that’s not true, you look like a mantis.
(Shifts to snake form)
OH MY GOD! A SNAKE!
I fucking called it.
So we’re not that different after all.
