Israel must surrender at once in the face of this horror 
This is a very funny concept Israel has made up. How many 9/11’s is it if two guys in Vatican city die from clonking their head together like the Three Stooges.
Also please watch the video to see an old man’s brain dissolving like a wedding cake dumped in a septic tank: https://twitter.com/AFpost/status/1714673932832481353?t=C3bYosaq8m3A6FIPTLnc2w&s=19
Football feilds and 9/11s. The only ways to measure things
Don’t forget burgers
Thats right! The Big Mac measures consumer prices
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I learned that from watching jarhead
You know, New York’s only like 5% of the US population. So New York’s 9/11 is like 20 US 9/11s.
Israel’s 9/11 is 75% of one New York 9/11.
Really makes you think.
To lower Manhattan, 9/11 was 870 9/11s
Common core sucks
Holy fuck he’s actually dying trying to just stand there and read the teleprompter. I haven’t seen many Joe clips lately, has he been this bad? I guess they couldn’t keep him in hiding forever
It’s joever
“God save the queen, and I MEAN IT.” -JB
that’s as many as 30 bushes
Burning bushes can’t melt steel, but the omniscient burning bush definitely organized fifteen 9/11s!
And that’s terrible
They can’t possibly put him up as a candidate for the next elections, can they ? I mean, he looks at the end of his rope. Like, he’s unwell and it shows. At one point in this video he seemed to be pitching towards the sides like a boat and I half expected him to fall down or fall asleep.
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again?
Smh making fun of his stutter again
Why are you tankies so ableist?
if he dies before 2025 they’re just going to weekend at bernie’s his ass
I forgot that life is less valuable the more people there are in your nation state
Also now do Gaza
Uhh sweaty this is why nuking China isn’t a war crime/s
Someone from Luxembourg is worth 2,376 Chinese people.
many whites are saying this
however, white opinions don’t matter
Your brain on nationalism
it’s like watching someone’s granddad pretend to be the president
fuck someone who knows how to do fraction math tell me how much that makes
12.27
fuck 15 nine-elevens is like 12.27… nine-elevens? this is why I don’t do math
135/11 It’d decimalize more neatly if Bush and the saudis would’ve picked a day of the month that wasn’t prime. Its really mathematics 9/11
Edit: come to think of it when it was only 11 9/11s it would’ve reduced neatly to 9, why couldn’t those monsters in HAMAS stopped there. This was their true crime
We need to print some 135/11 Never Forget t-shirts.
Americans would use anything before metric.
Today you can expect temperatures in the afternoon to rise to a sweltering 1/5 of the fireball the instant the south tower got hit
something something usian measurements
Explaining tragedy to an American: Imagine a 9/11. Okay, now, what if even more 9/11
"Hey Gen Alpha, there was a unique and very special tragic event that happened before you were born and it’s been used as casus belli for pretty much every bad thing your country’s done internationally ever since.
Now you should care fifteen times as much because an ancient creepy man said so. Why don’t you care? Why does multiplying zero by fifteen still mean zero? IT MUST BE THE COMMUNISTS!"
bruh im just tryna cook fr fr shawty hits ipad
I don’t understand why the American right wing (Including the right wing of the Democratic party) put up with this kind of rhetoric. It is an explicit devaluation of American lives over Israeli lives. Like on it’s face he’s directly saying that each Israeli is worth more than an American, and I feel like that should be more scandalous than it is.
Like on it’s face he’s directly saying that each Israeli is worth more than an American
the electoral college already says 1 Wisconsonite is worth like a bajillion Californians
Even more fun is I saw some people typing this exact shit on Reddit literally 3 days ago (the 15 9/11s bit) to uproarious rounds of upvotes. Langley had this one loaded in the chamber a while ago.
Right wing sucks the dick of Zionists due to the bullshit propaganda of “Judeo-Christian” values.
my message to any state or any other hostile actor thinking about attacking israel remains the same as it was a week ago: Don’t. Don’t. Don’t.
Inspiring words from the sundowner-in-chief
It’s honestly the same sentiment, and likely as effective, as the classic
You wouldn’t even need two guys in Vatican city. You don’t even need one.
0.0053612631578945 people dying in Vatican City would be one 9/11.
That’s like a sneeze.
So stubbing my toe was not only my own 9/11, but the Vatican’s 9/11?
Assuming it’s taken the three sacraments, yes.
When Felix guests on E1 as the character Jurgen Knaselsen, he has a bit where he’s writing an extensive autobiography called “My Personal Holocaust”, which consists almost entirely of him waxing poetic about his ennui in inner monologues about his family members (who he disapproves of for nebulous or petty reasons), along with occasional arguments. As he puts it, it is
every argument I have ever gotten in with my family, every problem I have ever had, every normal day I’ve had, because the Holocaust was not just ‘kill, kill, kill’, you know? Sometimes they’ll say ‘let us play Parcheesi,’ ‘Let’s have dinner,’ We’re not Nazis all the time, just like during your Personal Holocaust you’ll have a day where you go to the park, you install a TV, you talk to your neighbor.
I mention this because he emphasizes that it’s the most respectful that anyone has ever been of “the Non-personal Holocaust that occurred in Europe” to make this comparison.
Genocide Joe in Creative Accounting
