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jordanlund@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

‘Heavily intoxicated’ raccoon passes out in liquor store bathroom after breaking in, ransacking shelves

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‘Heavily intoxicated’ raccoon passes out in liquor store bathroom after breaking in, ransacking shelves

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jordanlund@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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Animal control officers in Virginia responded to an unusual call this weekend after a raccoon broke into a liquor store, ransacked several shelves and passed out in the bathroom.
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  • DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works
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    Stop calling me, “raccoon!”

    • FenrirIII@lemmy.world
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      I am Groot.

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    Shocked it’s regular Virginia and not west Virginia

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      Probably why it’s news. 😉

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    Looks like Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter should rebrand to Hangover County Animal Protection and Shelter

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    I’m impressed that he made it to the bathroom.

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    Ending the year with a rockstar racoon, I see.

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    awwwww he thinks he’s people

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      Why? Was there white powder on the top of the toilet tank?

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    I think I’ve found my spirit animal.

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    the raccoon later that week…

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    The raccoon was quoted saying “do what you must - I have already won” as they took it away.

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