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cm0002 to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 months ago

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cm0002 to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 months ago
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  • hOrni@lemmy.world
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    Beer has too many empty calories. Try vodka instead. Less carbs and You get drunk faster.

    • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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      Alcohol is just plain bad for you AND it makes you feel like shit. Try heroin!

      • karma_will_f_you_up@discuss.tchncs.deBanned
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        Removed by mod

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      Alcohol is carbs

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        Ok, i googled to check if someone will correct me on this, and it turns out: alcohol is not carbs. Anyway, who cares

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        how many carbs in bourbon

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        deleted by creator

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    Years of Internet training almost fooled me into seeing dickbutt in the back

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