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Blaze@piefed.zip to Ask@piefed.socialEnglish · 5 months ago

If you had no morals, how would you be making your money?

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If you had no morals, how would you be making your money?

Blaze@piefed.zip to Ask@piefed.socialEnglish · 5 months ago
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  • wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Be a right wing grifter, obviously. Hey I’ve got some pills that make you BEEFY. They’re full of testosterone*. Eat em by the fistfull while you feel bad for your inadequacies as a man.

    *(because they’re desiccated cum)

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      You can’t tell them to eat them by the fistful. You’re just screaming they need a fistful, otherwise your product doesn’t work. Instead warn them about the effects of overuse. “If you get too swole off one per day don’t increase to a fistful per day”.

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    Probably by looking for cryptobros with bad opsec.

    • finitebanjo@piefed.world
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      • boatswain
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        Oh, I meant more like going on the dark web to buy a list of everyone whose email got leaked by Ledger, then cross-referencing that with a list of other known credential leaks, and trying all those username/password combinations on Gmail, coinbase, and wherever else until I find someone’s wallet with millions in it then just draining that.

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          • boatswain
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            Ah gotcha, good point about traceability. Maybe just Monero cryptobros? I don’t know what kind of growth that’s seen though; may not be particularly exciting.

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    Scamming christians because they will buy anything with a cross on it, and they believe anything.

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    deleted by creator

  • Ada@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    There’s no such thing as me without morals. That would be an entirely different person.

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      Yeah, this is hard to even imagine.

  • MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world
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    Do the Joel Osteen grift.

    Mostly to inflict financial harm on Republicans.

    At the grassroots level, where they aught to know better than voting directly against their own best short, mid, and long term interests.

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    Cult leader. People seem particularly susceptible these days.

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    I’d buy low, sell high.

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      I’m not selling sober.

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    The problem is not that I have morals, it’s that I lack the body.

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      Eh, you don’t need to be that hot, you won’t be making 6 figures tho.

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    US congressman.

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    Removed by mod

  • HubertManne@piefed.social
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    likely crypto.

  • 「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works
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    TOTAL GLOBAL DOMINATION!

    MUHAHAHAHA!

    ALL HAIL LELOUCH!

  • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.net
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    I would’ve been writing HVT algos for the financial sector.

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    Feardotcom

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