• ceenote@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    As gross as it would be to be able to see someone’s poop drop down the side of the wall, the one on the left must have smelled atrocious.

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      5 months ago

      There was at least one incident where a strike force managed to climb up a castle’s poop chute, so the right side has some additional disadvantages…

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          I’ve always wondered this. if you’re surrounded and your shitter is the version that opens to the outside, your hanging ass is entirely visible to anyone. If you’re locked in the keep, do you just plan to hold it for an entire standoff?

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            You’d probably be emptying your chamber pot during moments of calm rather than shitting directly on the shitter at that point.

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            5 months ago

            I mean… I’d collect it and fire it at the enemy… Certainly not hanging my bare ass over the wall during a siege.

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      The one on the right often smelt pretty bad too because everyone’s poo and urine ended up in the moat, making that eventually turn into a cesspit too

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        Yeah, saw that once in a castle in France and wondered what in the hell people were thinking wanting to live in the middle of a shit pond?

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          Someone who hoarded lots of wealth and made enemies. The poop moat was a first line of defense, because you gotta be real pissed to try and cross it.

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    5 months ago

    Which one is easier to climb up and stab the king though?