Fish & chips! Fish & chips! Fish & chips!
Not at that place. Waaaay over priced.
They must be to get their own brown road sign
Gnome World is a caravan and camping site with a fair few ornamental gnomes about.
Screech Owl Sanctuary and Animal Park (which is just a couple it minutes up the road by car) is the superior choice.
I think the screech owl sanctuary is a part of gnome world. Personally, I would love to have fish and chips served to me by a recovering screech owl in a shelter run by gnomes.
Owls
Owls are real. Gnomes, fortunately, are not. Easiest decision of my life.
I only know gnomes from this documentary from the 80s. Perhaps it was propaganda from Big Gnome, but they seemed nice…
I always wanted to visit these places, but it’s a long drive back North from the peninsulas. Must be really rough on the gnomes living in mortal terror that they could be snatched by talons at any moment.
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Gandalf messed up big time, going to the hobbits. He shoulda gone to the gnomes.
Go for the Owls and sent the letter up with a rumor that the De-Gnoming procedure is about to start. They are not that bright. They will run down to you.
This is like Sophie’s Choice all over again
Fish and chips!
I bet we can out screech one of those owls, challenge accepted








