I hatched from an egg

The shadowed dude looks like he’d have a nice one.

What’s wrong with wanting fuckable candy

I feel like a lot of people this generation weren’t given the opportunity to grow up properly. I blame the 2007 recession. I blame a lot of my problems on that.

Same thing happened to me in the middle of spiderman 3

It’s a mama and the planes are its adopted babies

All I heard is banana bread loaves bigger than 700 grams

Why would that be? Trump’s america is part of their empire.

You don’t want to sell me death sticks.

Chimken

Antibiotics

Steroids

Carl wheezer

No we’d call it a terrorist attack because the shooters are arab. Have you been paying attention the past 24 years?

Too busy working on your mom.

I am a diabolical fiend.

Centuries, probably.

You could have chosen not to post anything.

And just what do the English know about English?

Boromir fell for the one ring’s influence but came back from it. That takes real willpower.

I want to also hijack this thread a bit to complain about how reddit will limit your posting for ten minutes if you get downvoted too much too fast. That happened to me the first time just because I said I didn’t like skyrim in a thread OP explicitly asked our opinions on skyrim.

The irony that you’re now part of the whinging following her around.

That’s a lot of cum