To be fair, they’re getting blasted in the face long before they turn 30.
I thought that was to moisturize their skin?!
Protein enhancement
Hot glue
Ha! Nice!
Okay but is this seriously a wikiHow image or was it AI generated? wikiHow tells you how to shoot your horse?
Also this isn’t how you shoot a horse
How do you properly shoot a horse if not like how the wikihow says?
If you’ve never done it before, congratulations, try to keep it that way. If its your first time you’re going to want a tube of greese paint or some chalk. Draw an x using it from the left eye to the right ear, and the right ear to the left eye. The convergence point is the thinnest part of the skull. You’re going to want to use a small caliber hand gun for this next part. .22 is what most vets recommend. A police service pistol is way too much and will make a huge mess. You’re going to shoot the horse at the center of the x with the gun held very close, but not directly on the horses head. The idea is you cannot miss from this distance, but you also won’t create a pressure problem that causes the gun to misfire. The idea with all of this is its the least likely for mistakes. In an emergency, such as shipping a horse overseas on a plane, a trained attendant will use a higher caliber handgun, such as a .38, and skip the x, instead eyeballing it.
Welp, that’s enough Lemmy for me today.
Both my parents were large animal vets. I kinda didn’t get an option not to learn this
Interesting although solemn
The actual article is mostly the same unless I missed something
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Attendants ride with the horses when shipping overseas. If a horse panics it can imbalance the plane leading to catastrophic failure
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They are sedated to oblivion. Its just that like any sedative or anesthetic it can wear off if things get so stressful that the drugs turn out not to be enough.
You never met a passenger on a plane who needed to be euthanized for the benefit of everyone else?
Nah, I didn’t fly much, or in ages. Tooth pain an pressure changes don’t go well together. 😬
But I can totally imagine that being crammed in a metal tube for hours at a time, alongside several dozen/hundred other humans, can very easily become an unpleasant experience.
You’d be surprised at the lack of resources to learn how to do it yourself. Myself for instance? I would’ve thought you should preserve the ammo and pistol whip the thing until desired results achieved.
That upgrade from stepsister to stepmom.
Two of the biggest stars in the industry are over 40.
Corey Chase and Brandi Love are not ready for pasture yet.
The glue factory you mean
Well, they do have expertise with sticky fluids.
Oh they’re making glue alright
Saturday morning at your mom’s house.
Um, totally unrelated question from a random passerby, does this apply to non-porn actresses as well?
Only when they break a leg.
This also works as a commentary on the American medical system.
Wait why was one bullet $2500 dollars? Ok… but do we really need to be buying sterile bullets for this?
LMAO
“Hey can you throw this box of 25 Federal HSTs in the autoclave for me?”
Ten minutes later
"Whaddya mean Steve died?
Blew up did he?
The autoclave huh?
Well shit…"
I thought regular milf or cougar porn was a popular category too?
It is, but all of those are faux-incest these days.
I don’t know how Corey Chase has collected all these step sons.
One step at a time
Nice
She’s the steppiest and what are you doingest mom of all!
All milf and step mum are under 30
These days basically once your legality is no longer questionable 😑
Syren De Mer is 53
Riley Reid, Natasha nice?
Angela White?
There’s other pornstars out there that are still very popular even though they’re over 30
And Corey Chase.
And Siri Dahl.
And Penny Barber.
And Syren Der Mar.
And Lauren Phoenix.
And Cherie Deville.
And Mona Wales.
And… You know what? I don’t think this meme is correct at all. Syren Der Mar didn’t even start her career until she was well into her 40s. Maybe this was true 20 years ago. These days, if a performer can put up with the industry grind and avoid getting coked out, they can go a long time.
Lemmy users definitely know their porn!
What can I say? I have a type. And it’s mostly women over 35.
Actually, I think Lenna Lovings is the only up and cummer I’m even aware of anymore.
Yeah but where
Lauren Philips, she’s over 30 and he’s hot.
I don’t really like Corey Chase though. Or Cherie Deville. I like Mona Wales though.
Mona Wales was great on The Upper Floor. Fantastic squirrel energy. Comes through on some of her other stuff sometimes, but that’s where she was allowed to improvise more than other scenes.
I miss the Upper Floor. Nothing else like it.
She’s over 30 and he’s hot
Who is he?
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explain…?
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Hottest? Hell no, most of them hit the wall at 30. 18-25 is the prime age.
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Are you scooping them up from school or sum
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Not bad to be relegated to step-mom roles.
There’s a lot of washing machines to get stuck into.
Holy shit Lemmy ain’t afraid to talk about their spankables. Well done. Kinda freaky.
This just needs Hunter Biden diving in front of the guy with the gun, returning fire.
