Sugar.
In water.
More!
This is weak even as a meme let alone a joke
DEI
Can happen to anyone. Just ask Gregor Samsa.
I bet he teaches literature.
Yeah, Etymology! How’d you know?
Fucking DEI hires
Every university needs a cool bug guy. And no matter what discipline you’re in, your college experience will be better for knowing them. Kind of like the groundskeeper at Starfleet Academy, Boothby
Lol, it’s real: https://sib.illinois.edu/directory/profile/hanks
I am sure many of you know, but Dr. Hanks at UI is Tom Hank’s brother… may have something to do with the privacy.
He does looks a lot like Tom Hanks: https://research.com/u/lawrence-m-hanks
Kafkaesque organisation.
ahem, that’s PROFESSOR Hanks, thank you very much
Um, is Esther OK? Hes looking a little baked