I have a strong sense of morality
lists “white” as a reason he “deserves” a gf
Can children please be taught that women are human beings and not objects
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Yeah, I read right past the first “feature” on his list, assuming the funny stuff was further down.
I have good taste in anime
Well, at least I wasn’t disappointed.
Referring to his hypothetical children as “offspring” is what tipped me off.
He seems to look at it from a purely animal perspective
White was the first thing he said to boot. Those morals are working overtime
@apotheotic @maor
After all that description about themselves, my response is:Oh! You’re a douchebag!
> The kind of person who posts on 4chan and thinks he deserves a gf
> Wonders why women don’t like him
Where do I post to improve my chances with women?
Does Lemmy and/or kbin improve my chances of getting a girlfriend?
A relationship is not a job or product, you don’t get them, you HAVE them WITH other people. People don’t have other people, although it is common to say so in colloquial language.
This is important and not petty, because language is like a sign post of beliefs and it is important for starting respectful relationships to believe that everyone involved is a person.
Now, with that knowledge, lemmy can help you, but it can also hurt or not help you.
It significantly at least improves your chances of being a girlfriend. At least going by user statistics
Frick he’s right
So there are girls here. Good to know.
get a hobby. take a shower. go to the gym
I have multiple hobbies (programming, art, etc.), have regular showers, and I don’t have any gyms in my area. What now?
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For instance they could learn macramé or some crafting ting, go to yoga classes or dancing lessons, or what about baking or cooking lessons.
I can cook, and I’m so bad at dance I just make everyone else cringe at me.
Being bad at dancing could be an advantage you use their laughter and sympathy to break the ice. Anyway scout the local area and sign up for some silly stuff and see where that takes you.
Issue is, I live in a mostly died out community, and the only social hobby accessible to me is social alcoholism. Hungarian suburbs in areas with very high unemployment rival the American ones in badness, and we don’t even have awful zoning laws.
EDIT: Can I use the Fediverse for dating?
It’s a paradox. I can only hope these guys are frustrated high schoolers who will mature, and then look back on stuff like this and laugh/cringe.
Posts on 4chan
Thinks watching anime is a good quality in a mate
Eh, there’s lots of women who like anime and games who would like partners with similar interests. Just usually not a high enough priority over other faults, and it’s not like finding decent people who are fine with games anime instead of obsessed is hard.
That’s what I mean. It’s not the selling point he thinks it is
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Still a significant chance he can’t get a girlfriend, though
A 13cm diameter peepee is quite… dangerous.
I can only go as far as 6-7cm anally.
Not with that attitude
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Is that why this is called Lemmy?
Its easier for people to have a tailor tape for measuring rather that a caliper, so I think 13 might be the girth.
13÷π = ~4.13cm diameter (excluding major irregularities)Also the calipers were cold and caused unfavourable shrinkage.
It’s probably meant to be circumference which would be about 4.1 cm in diameter, which is above average but not humongous.
Nice of him to include unit conversions. Would want any of your international homies to be confused about how much of an alpha you are
Some refrigerators are white
A new fridge is young and “healthy”
A fridge can be over 6 feet tall
You can attach a suction cup dildo, or any sex toy you choose, to a fridge
Although fridges are completely neutral when it comes to honor and morality, I suspect they have a more tolerable personality
Refrigerators are available in many styles. You can pick one that you find “handsome”, or just tape a poster to it.
In a pinch, you can hide inside a refrigerator for protection
Refrigerators excel at providing resources. As for “coverture”, I’m still not completely sure what it is (even after looking it up) but it sounds like an outdated kind of marriage arrangement. That’s not something a refrigerator can provide, but I’m not sure someone would want it anyway.
Refrigerators have no stance when it comes to children, but since time out of mind, they have been encouraging the creativity of children by proudly displaying their artwork. The value of OPs influence on children is… questionable.
Most refrigerators cannot cook, and none can do the prep work. This is the only clear win for OP.
Most refrigerators can float if you tie the door shut. You may have to remove the compressor, though, because those things are heavy.
Refrigerators will silently watch any show you choose, or no shows at all. Same goes for music.
I read “I deserve a gif” multiple times and I was so confused.
Well, he has MUCH better chances of getting one of those…
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Weight ? 200kg
Assuming the greentext is telling the truth this guy would be so muscular…
strong sense of morality
strong sense of honor
legitimately worried about “predators” in 2023 (definitely no problematic implications with that phrasing)
feels entitled to the love of a person he’s never met
ok
Also lists being white as a positive…
Yeah that is a yikes
holy shit I missed that, yeah, the real question is finding a woman wretched enough to deserve to be saddled with this loser
I’m positive I’m white.
…wait, is that not what you meant?
He should be more concerned about protecting his offspring from liberals
Weight suspiciously missing… wonder why
Job suspiciously missing… wonder why
Having an ISO B6 paper size of dick sounds like it’s more trouble than it’s worth.
Wtf is a 7x5 peepee?
A soup can.
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How tf you measuring the radius of your penis?
You know what, never mind.
math?
But then you measure something else, like the circumference or diameter. Just seems like a weird measurement to reference for a penis.
I was going to say a drawing compass to give you a terrible image, but then it occurred to me that makes no sense.
Probably length x girth, but that manchild is also probably lying because it’s 4chins
It’s 7 5inch peepees
Divide the circumference by π, it’s a bit over an inch in diameter. Somewhere between 3 to 4cm.
Wtf does having a strong sense of honor have to do with anything? Sounds kinda like you’re insecure.
It influences the good taste in anime. It also ensures he only uses his massive schlong when it’s truly called for, and never for evil purposes.
Why would some points be written here. This looks like a wannabe-knight
Not to mention “I’m white” as the first point of “positives”
This already implies problems with his personality that he views himself as superior for that.
PROBABLY part of why he repells women.
Yeah this post smells “my flaws are not real, i don’t have any”
Yeah I’ve got a lot of great qualities, but if I listed my lack of melanin among them that’d be a negative that overshadows each and every one of them
