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delitomatoes@lemm.ee to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

If you nicknamed a Giraffe "Giff" how would you pronounce it?

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If you nicknamed a Giraffe "Giff" how would you pronounce it?

delitomatoes@lemm.ee to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Like Griff but without the r.

    • slazer2au@lemmy.world
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      Like the file format.

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    anything besides the peanut butter pronunciation sounds weird

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      You’d pronounce it “peanut butter?”

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        https://www.americanfood4u.de/media/image/product/19022/md/jif-creamy-peanut-butter-454g_1.jpg

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          Peter Pan?

  • AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world
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    I suppose I would pronounce it like, “Giff”.

  • Guadin@k.fe.derate.me
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    The same as how I would pronounce “giraffe” but without the “ira” and “e”.

    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      Gff?

      • Klear@lemmy.world
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        Girlfriends forever.

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    Exactly how it’s spelled.

  • Michal@programming.dev
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    I would rather nickname it 'raff

  • halvar@lemm.ee
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    I would pronounce it with a Ezh (Ʒ) (the sound in pleasure), as that’s the sound we use to pronounce it in my language.

  • Chickenstalker@lemmy.world
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    I would pronounce it as stupid long horses.

  • 7fb2adfb45bafcc01c80@lemmy.world
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    Probably like the peanut butter, because I wouldn’t want it to be confused with my gorilla with the name spelled the same way, but pronounced with a hard ‘g’ sound.

  • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I’d rather nickname it Jeff. Jeff Bezos.

    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      Before or after you shave it bald?

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        Yes.

  • circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Giff with a hard g.

    Yes there are many examples of soft g before i, like gist. But English orthography isn’t self-consistent, so ultimately all these arguments become reductio ad absurdam.

    G in GIF stands for Graphics. Period.

    I agree that g for graphics isn’t a terribly good argument one way or another. But the reductio ad absurdam part is the more important bit. All language, ultimately, is arbitrary, with successful information exchange being the only measure that really matters. It’s especially so for something like GIF that occurs far more often in text than speech.

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      I find the “G stands for graphics” an extremely weak argument. In English the pronunciation of acronyms never seem to consider the pronunciation of the original words. Examples include scuba and laser. If you pronounced those like the letters in the original words, they would be pronounced scuhba and laseer.

      That said, pronounce it how you want, I don’t care. You don’t need a reason to pronounce it one way or another beyond “this is the way I heard first” or “this is the way I hear the most”. But the “graphics” reason is not a good one because (at least in English) nothing else follows that rule.

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        In that case, my vote is on GIF with the voiced postalveolar fricative /ʒ/ from genre and measure.

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          It’s ✯✯fancy✯✯

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        I choose giraffics.

  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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    I’d quit using nicknames because of my lack of creativity and style

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    Still not “jiff”. I’m not a coward.

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      Jiff is the minority opinion, how would it be cowardly to use it?

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    I would pronounce it Harold

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    Giff, the double f means hard g to me. Whereas the single f in gif demands a soft g.

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