• ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works
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    14 hours ago

    I feel like I can trust some assholes more than my friends’ mouths. Part of the zeal is when there is knowledge and/or trust that preparations have been made, but I will not deny some folk are too trusting, too quickly. Which, bringing it full circle, is why I don’t trust my friends’ mouths.

    Truly the paradox of our time.

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    16 hours ago

    People watching porn and obsessing over all the weird shit they see.

    I never heard about eating ass until the internet and smart phones

    Not trying to kink shame if that’s your thing but the internet is full of virgin young men who are obsessed with eating ass and fucking women’s asses.

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      15 hours ago

      Wikipedia says the term analingus was coined in the late 19th century and my cursory glance at google showed that there were explicit references to eating ass in early modern texts (~1500s). So tongue punching the fart box is at least as old as the Renaissance. Take the precautions you would normally take for butt stuff (disease free, recently bathed, haven’t pooped or eaten in 3+ hours, an enema if you’re fancy) and you should be just fine. Eating ass is fun and I will die on this hill

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      16 hours ago

      I don’t even understand the appeal for either of the involved parties. I don’t want things in or around my asshole, nor do I want any involvement with those of others. For reasons that completely elude me there seems to have been a cultural shift during my life from butt stuff being deviant behavior and fodder for jokes to almost a default expectation.

      I don’t actually believe that it is a common expectation in real life dating between actual non-terminally-online people, but it certainly seems to be portrayed as such.

    • Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      16 hours ago

      I don’t have a high “body count” by any means but I’ve also never heard of anyone eating ass before the recent internet craze. I’m half convinced that it’s just a meme.

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        Ehhh, I’ve done it, and people I’ve been with have specifically requested it. In my generation it seems to be a common thing.

        Bout as kinky as fucking in the bathroom or something, or putting whipped cream on a dick, so like low level kinks.

        Obviously you gotta be quite hygiene concious it you do it, I’ve only done it in the shower personally.

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        14 hours ago

        Nah man, people just love butt stuff. This is not really new, it’s just more visible than ever.

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        15 hours ago

        I think people really are obsessed with it.

        I think it’s more than a meme.

        I’ve don’t quite a bit of “online research” and the results are telling.

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    Look kids. If you wanna get Conjunctivitis, E. Coli, Hepatitis, or Tapeworms, in addition to your STD. By all means keep licking the chocolate starfish. You do you. But you don’t have to censor the word ‘ass’ if that’s your behavior.

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      1 day ago

      Seeing the waste disposal area of a woman are what make me want to visit again.

      Afk, gonna pass this revelation on to my wife.