• MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world
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    20 days ago

    Where is Magneto?

    Hates Nazis.

    Two-Face?

    Trump doesn’t think he’s pretty enough.

    General Zod?

    Won’t serve under such a shit commander.

    Scare Crow?

    He’s on board. This seems like his jam.

    Mr. Freeze?

    Believes in climate change.

    I think most supervillains are simply too smart to join the Trump administration and get tossed under the bus like every single person that has come before them.