Boil them, mash them, stick them in a stew.
You can stick them anywhere …
Halloween give you choose.
Is potato
When life give you lemon, you trade it with potato.
Then you find potatoes thrown all around the neighborhood.
Hilarious concept. We had someone do that around here.
Choose life, choose potato, choose a fuckin big television!
huh television?
Original quote from the #1 feel good rom com of 1996, Trainspotting:
Choose a life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers… Choose DSY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away in the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself, choose your future. Choose life… But why would I want to do a thing like that?
