A stretch mark post because her last post only had about 300 comments. Those pants are open so low, how calculated and strange.
As always - how contradictory - bellies have marks but your face should age backwards Sarah’s botoxed face is more expressionless and firm looking than a teenagers.
I am in the midst of a really bad fibromyalgia flare and have had insomnia for the last week or so. I did a deep dive/scroll on her IG. it tells a really sad story. Much farther back, when her 100 lb weight loss was her whole identity, every 6-10 posts was a side by side of old “fat” self next to current waif self. I mean she posted these constantly.
Not sure which of you recently pointed this out, but her pregnancy with L is what triggered this latest spiral of hers. She was feeling good about herself bc she was thin. She struggled with her feelings about pregnancy and pregnant body (and to be clear, I’m not saying she struggled with her feelings about L. But she did have some honest moments about “bonding” struggles) (and if you just looked without reading you’d never guess she struggled…. A lot of skin in the feed!) and I’m sure she legit had some depression issues. The thing is she has never dealt with her disordered eating and body dysmorphia. So here we are. The 100lb weight loss is way in the past so that can’t be her identity. She’s loving her current weight loss a lot, obviously. But clearly she’s still unwell bc her use of filters is insane.
She’s really not a well person. In addition to fueling other people’s hypochondria, she’s doing damage to some like me who sought her content for legit inspiration. It fucks with my head and my self image. It has to be doing the same to women who don’t know what’s going on. She needs so much real therapy. Seriously. The hypochondria alone is wild and unchecked. How many ill Essex has she had oh so briefly? Must be nice. Anyone with chronic pain issues must question why they can’t just stop feeling their illness and go traveling and shopping instead. And I don’t say that to be glib. The story her grid tells is sad, even scary. It’s all so gross. Janette nailed it too. Interestingly I was mentally composing this post or a blog post of my own at the same time Janette posted that story.
Anyway, just my thoughts.Oh poor birdie couldn’t get out of bed after a concert to drive the kids to school. My fiancé and I go to a lot of concerts, get home late and my fiance is still up at 5am to go to work. She’s so fucking lazy. Her only responsibility and she can’t even get up to do it 🙄 also why not just use the Nespresso machine she had to have??
With all her lazy behaviours her manipulation of her family has to be her greatest trick. Why Shane or her mother would fall at her feet to serve her is beyond me. She has the “people” believing she is sacrificing it all to make the world a better place by showing her stretch marks. As if. She’s a carefully and strategically planned promotion to make money - it’s not authentic in any way. Influencers should be required to share daily health warnings like cigarette cartons. Woman’s mental health is a heath crisis - someone needs to step in!
All of this. It’s disgraceful that she not only manipulates the other adults, but the children too. I feel certain this is a lifelong behaviour, and she really believes she is a special, hardworking little soldier.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 spot on
Princess Lazy
Toronto has an 11pm curfew. Leave the venue and on the road by 11:30pm. Home by 12:30pm with 401 traffic at night. That’s easily still 7 hours sleep. Shut up. Can’t get out of bed, but expects the kid who went with her, to go to school…
What does 11pm curfew mean?
Another example of how tone deaf and pathetic she is…
Did everyone read Janettes story post about Birdshit?!? It’s so good!
👏👏👏👏
It’s super cool that the episode of TBP in which the woman talks about wanting to breastfeed her husband but that he’s not into “adult nursing relationships” has been deleted. All the others are still up. She says, “Consent is annoying; I just want him to do what I want him to do.”
We called her out, and now it’s missing. However, this promo is still on Bailey’s podcast page.
What a weak, fake, cowardly shell of a human TBP is.
Didn’t she learn from her husband…the internet is forever lol
What a loser. Deleting things so she doesn’t get confronted. Also, the arm up lol
That’s her alright. Delete and pretend it never happened. Like the plagiarism.
Who does it better?
Is this the vibe for Billie Eilish/one of her concerts? She looks ridiculous
Oh ya! Sh!t she should have gave credit to Axl for this look. Has Halloween come early?
Couple of posers
They really don’t get Billie Eilish - one of the most natural and authentic people out there
lmao I’m so embarrassed for these women
She tries wayyyyy to hard to be edgy/trendy
LMFAO…totally axl
Cool. Another undeserved brand trip to Europe (maybe Austraulia) where she will take filtered photos, not leave her hotel and hyper fixate on the most asinine thing.
I really, really want it to be where English is not the country’s language!
She was supposed to go to Australia with KNIX but the pandemic put an end to that.
I would be interested in the stats of her being around to be a parent. Between trips, events and shipping her kid off to NK…she’s not even a part-time parent…my guess would be 25%, at best?
It always kind of amazes me that she does all this traveling and is never sick, like not even a cold ffs and has 4 germy kids. I guess she isn’t around them enough to pick anything up to be fair.
Genuine question. Is Spot Hero new in Canada? I’ve been using it for years. It’s an essential for city driving. If it’s new, then congrats cause it’s SO awesome. If it’s not, she really lives under a rock lol
It is not, it’s been in Canada since 2020 and there are other similar apps that have been around awhile too. She loves to be last to the party and act like she’s made a special discovery she just has to share. She’s every inch the suburban beige mom she so desperately doesn’t want to be.
I’ve personally never heard of it. Probably the only useful thing that’s ever come out of her mouth
There she is, she’s got her teen filter going to act like a teen tonight and see Billie where I’m sure she’ll wear some ridiculous outfit to be cool and fit in with the kids.
Do her kids ever get to do anything fun that doesn’t involve their mom and one of her influencer friends? I love my mom to death but I did so many things with just my friends at their ages! At G’s age I had def been to concerts with just my friends. They can never seem to do anything where Sarah isn’t involved, poor kids.
THOT
I’m so embarrassed for her daughter and her friend. Imagine going to a concert with your mom dressed like this??? She always needs all the attention.
If I made a reel like this to go somewhere with my kids, they’d be horrified!!
She probably thinks her kids think she’s so cool when they probably just think she’s mega cringe
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Oh and there is her jowls again
Is that an injection mark on her forehead? And Billie eilish lol…ok Birdshit. Have fun
Oh you mean the zit she was picking at while waiting at her “doctors “ appointment
It must have migrated with the filters because it wasn’t in the same spot
Someone else pointed out the injection marks! I think you’re both right!
Fewer things make me more suspicious then when she doesn’t show her face all day, always makes me think she’s had some work done. She loves having her filtered face shown every single day while doing some rambling so when she doesn’t show it I’m like hmmmm.
She just showed her face, and even though she tried to filter them away, you could clearly see the injection bumps on her forehead. I get botox too and it’s obvious lol just in time for her forehead to be frozen for her next trip.
Oh good catch! I just posted a picture too, now I gotta examine haha.
Fuck she needs to slow down on the Botox…her face looks awful and her lips are hideously migrating
Omg yes! She had a little too much forehead movement lately. Must have needed a touch up lol
Birdshits classics…always the arm up and posed. She’s such a p.o.s
Her neck muscles stress me out. Mewing so hard she’s gonna pop a vessel.
LoL…arms up…make me lean because that’s all I care about in life !
How interesting that none of the Shine clique went to the Jillian Harris event. Jilly will play nice because Sarah is the influencer mean girl but it’s gotta sting. Maybe because the Canadian landscape is so angry with Loblaws and Shine chooses to stay away from controversy - from grocery executives to trans rights for kids and poverty - Sarah only talks about fluff. Unless it’s one of her many traumas, like trick or treating as a teen, or her many illnesses then it’s on repeat! Like yesterday’s post in case we forgot she’s divorced. 😂 She must be so bitter that her buddy Amanda gets to share her divorce content with all those followers!
SPEAKING OF, it’s probably time for her to recycle her teens trick-or-treating content for every last ounce of attention she can. Gross.
Any day now. She’ll have to include University students this year though. She’s out walking the neighborhood showing everyone how to find her house again.
And a paid Yahoo article about being an advocate for teen trick-or-treating 🤦🏻♀️
Ugh. So predictable
Birdshit made it sound like she couldn’t attend because of her health appointment yesterday
Always trying to get a diagnosis…yes she’s constantly online as her fake, filtered self acting perfectly peachy. Maybe the problem is your online filtered version of yourself Birdshit. When you look at your real face on the mirror it’s must be horrifying. You did that to yourself. Go away!
I think she got that appointment when she was going on about something being wrong with her thyroid
Could you imagine being Shane…her current husband, always having to hear her go on about her divorce? How degrading
How many years has it been since her divorce now? It’s embarrassing. Move on ya one-trick pony.
She’s probably been divorced way longer than she was married the first time
Oh good she’s back to being an advocate for breast cancer awareness after forgetting for months when she said she’d remind her followers every month to check their breasts 🙄🙄
And she has an appointment with an Endocrinologist today, can’t wait to see what new illness she starts pushing and to use as an excuse!!!
Also, why would she even want to use Ozempic. Clearly losing weight isn’t hard for her. She’s doing it so easily, right? Fuck I can’t even with her fake extension, Botox face personality. Ewwwww
Super easy. She doesn’t even have to try. Always traveling and eating at restaurants, getting takeout. Now she’s adding high calorie creamer to her Coke. No problem for her. All the stress in her life helps her lose weight. Remind me again, What’s so stressful about her life?
Being a fraud and having to keep up a fake persona every day has gotta be stressful, but that’s of her own choosing. She has nothing else stressful in her life. All she does is go shopping every day to chase her newest high and get free things handed to her. Doesn’t go to a job, rarely watches her kids, doesn’t cook, doesn’t clean. Wow stressful.
You’re so right! She’s also probably worried about what personality to adopt next!
I wonder how bestie Alicia is going to feel im sure she will be so supportive of it
Maybe they can discuss when Leaky’s on her Canada “tour” 🤣 Birdie can be her special guest
What a sad sack convention that’s gonna be. You can’t be very healthy, especially mentally, if you look up to Alicia “abuse my body and mind and call it confidence” enough to pay to hear her lead you even further astray.
Prob for a diagnosis so she can have an excuse to use Ozempic lol. Go Birdshit go! Enjoy! Anything to be thin girl lol
My first thought! My endo was the first to prescribe me Ozempic over 2 years ago. I hadn’t even heard of it. I went in for potential PCOS and left with a diagnosis of weight loss. Everything she does is a ruse and calculated. She didnt drop that Ozempic episode for nothing.
Right. She’s dense. I’m thin, never had a weight problem but I don’t understand the need and want to be super skinny. I have always wished I had more curves, especially a booty lol Skinny doesn’t look good.
As a curvy girl the thought has crossed my mind SOOOO many times to try ozempic. I have PCOS and it makes losing weight a bit harder. But those side affects and down the road problems scare me… it shouldn’t be used as a quick fix. Sarah just can’t handle not being skinny and really needs to dig down and heal that part of her instead of pretending.
S is always looking for a quick fix, without ever addressing the real issues she has. First, she had unhealthy eating habits and blamed having kids. Then she had an ED to get skinny. When she couldn’t continue that way after getting pregnant, she “accepted” her body, but obsessively uses filters. Now she’s seemingly going to use some excuse to be on O. She will then face health issues down the road for being on it, when she really doesn’t have to be, health wise. Clearly there’s a mental illness attached to all of these personas she phases through and THAT’s what needs to be taken care of. It’s like when people get gastric sleeves for being overweight, but never addressing the issues of the addiction of eating and why they do it. Then, the surgery fails because they continue to overeat. If you want anything to work like this, you have to search deeper, than just that quick vanity fix
After seeing what Ozempic did to Sharon Osbourne…lol…id never
Well said xoxo
Such a good point!