She was hoping her implied “abs” would steal the show.

SEEMS.

Man, that comment is loaded with subtext.

And that arm gets weeeeeird

T-Rex proportions. Cool.

Filter is glitching up on the C. Aaaand in about a zillion other spots. Nice work, bird.

Some of her sloppiest photo editing yet on her most recent grid post. Wonky lines behind her, warped pool edges…yikes.

She resembles that old “before” photo she loved/loves to haul out.

Wow, they all look super stoked to be there.

Consent is, like, so annoying!

SPEAKING OF, it’s probably time for her to recycle her teens trick-or-treating content for every last ounce of attention she can. Gross.

You’d think she could save up her precious Shoppers points to redeem on gaming stuff like a normie.

God, is there a roll-on that can STOP those fake crispy Rs? It’s nauseating. This woman is such BS.

and all the photos from this loaner device will be blurry AF…but that’s instagram’s fault, right? And our own devices distorting things. RIGHT. What a spokesperson. Amazing.

Also, she doesn’t seem to understand what POV means. lol

And that soupy made-wrong seafood pizza dip…thing.

And the Rs are so disgustingly crispy. She’s ridiculous. Fakest of the fake.

Not to mention the spill/stain 😂 Class all the way with this one!

It’s a real shocking coincidence where she wants to take him to see the eagles play, then. 🇧🇷

Guess where they’re going to go see the eagles play?

Gotta be him.

She has got to stop (jk don’t stop — it’s hilarious) filming skinny-filtered clothing reviews in front of her panelled bathroom door. That knix ad is sketchyyyyyy. The flickering / fading door detail is just over the top.