owenfromcanada@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoHow do you fit an elephant in a refrigerator?message-squaremessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up196arrow-down125file-text
arrow-up171arrow-down1message-squareHow do you fit an elephant in a refrigerator?owenfromcanada@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square26fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaretoomanypancakes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up51·1 month agoThe lion, king of all the animals, holds a meeting for all the animals and everyone shows up but one. Who’s missing? The giraffe! They’re still in the refrigerator.
minus-squareEinar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·1 month agoYou need to cross a river that’s home to crocodiles. How do you get across safely? You simply swim across. All the crocodiles are at the lion’s meeting!
minus-squareRetreaux@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agoOh my god this is my favorite joke chain! I use it at least once a year
minus-squareNeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoBut why don’t you use the bridge?
The lion, king of all the animals, holds a meeting for all the animals and everyone shows up but one. Who’s missing?
The giraffe! They’re still in the refrigerator.
You need to cross a river that’s home to crocodiles. How do you get across safely?
You simply swim across. All the crocodiles are at the lion’s meeting!
Oh my god this is my favorite joke chain! I use it at least once a year
But why don’t you use the bridge?