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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前

Anon is irresistible

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Anon is irresistible

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前
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  • henfredemars
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    Is 0:0 a good K/D ratio?

    • BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works
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      Can’t divide by zero, so it’s undefined. They exist in a quantum superposition of being a chad and a virgin

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        deleted by creator

        • Thassodar@lemm.ee
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          MahLazer?

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      con sidering the average person only ever gets 0:1 i’d say that’s pretty good.

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      Ok hear me out. You never ask out a woman, but you help a friend out by wingmaning for them. This gets you one assist. Now you are 0/0/1 which is an infinite KDA.

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  • Liome@pawb.social
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    “You loose 100% of the shots you don’t take”
    Checkmate.

    • BatrickPateman@lemmy.world
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      I think “miss” instead of “loose” works better here, but yeah.

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        Hell, even just the correct spelling of “Lose” would work better than “loose”

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      And if I do not have the objective of making shots?

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    If you’re specific and pedantic enough you can be the best at anything

    • The most beautiful, intelligent, and lovable person that wrote this comment
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      Guinness Book of World Records would like to know your location

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    When I was in school I asked my first crush if she wanted to go out with me and she said yes.

    It was at that moment I realized I had no idea what I was actually doing and never did it again.

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    I never ask anyone out because what’s the point? I’ve been dancing at a club on Fridays just to have a room with high ceilings and loud music for some flow arts. I’ve been turning down girls left and right because I’m just there to dance. I gotta find something I can wear to advertise how I just wanna dance and not hook up.

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    this sounds shamefully familiar to me

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