Name them after lawmakers who gut environmental regulations.
Some of them take pride in destroying our world and would love this.
Shit, I forgot they have no shame.
For politicians, all publicity is good publicity.
That would be almost the same list
I’d prefer to name them after oil company executives.
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heatwave wael.
yeah it does roll off the tongue.
Shellfire
thousand yard stare
The BP Heat Spill has a great ring to it.
The great BP DP.
Oil companies are creatures of hell
But are they mythical?
Mythically profitable.
And destructive
Shell Hell
When will the Siemens heatwave end?
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Let them pay for damages.
Now that’s smart marketing.
While I appreciate the sentiment, as PT Barnum once said “there’s no such thing as bad publicity.”
Of all the companies out there, oil companies are the ones least in need of free publicity!
Instead of trusting PT, let’s try it anyway. Millennial are sure gonna feel it more
Alternatively:
Blaming consumers for buying products made with oil
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Blaming oil companies for selling products people buy
We would run out of names
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