International investigators with the UN Posting Limit Treaties have recently been investigating stockpiles of posting resources. Unrefined unicode and small aluminum tubes for making bot fingers that can type on a keyboard were found on the compounds of several Blåhaj admins. These corrupt and authoritarian regimes cannot be allowed to stand. Operation IKEA Freedom will commence! freedom-and-democracy

  • JohnBrownsBussy2 [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
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    1 year ago
    • How long with it take to capture Blahaj Lemmy Meta? 2 days
    • Will [redacted] be exiled? Yes
    • Total Blahaj users banned: 200
    • Total Hexbear users banned: 1 (the user reading this for being a liberal).
    • Will Blahaj powerusers hold the lines? No
    • Will the c/196 users fight to the end? lol no
    • Will posts of mass destruction be used on the invading hexbears? Yes.
    • Will [redacted] launch attacks on c/Ghazi? Yes
    • Will [redacted] launch attacks on lemmygrad? No
    • -If yes, will lemmygrad retaliate harshly? Yes
    • Will [redacted] sacrifice Meta (delete it)? No
    • Will c/Ghazi make a grab for independence? Yes
    • Will lemmy.world try to do anything silly like scoop up users? Yes
    • Will [redacted] dump the comment history? Yes
    • How long will hexbear be occupying blahaj? ~15 years.
    • Will the invasion catalyze further struggle sessions in Hexbear? No
    • In the long run, will this war be good or bad for the fediverse? Good.