The other day Marcus told me that there are Christians gathering at Titus’ house at night - apparently these godless deviants are having incestuous orgies. What’s next, child sacrifice? Cannibalism? Caesar really needs to put them in their place before they get out of hand.
As if us Bacchus-worshipping, circular-family-tree-pantheon Romans have any right to criticize! Let them call Iupiter what they will and carry on with their strange practices. The mighty religion of Rome will surely outlast this puny upstart cult!