FearsomeJoeandmac [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.net to food@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 months agoHave you guys ever had like the johnsonville cheddar sausages?message-squaremessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up124arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up123arrow-down1message-squareHave you guys ever had like the johnsonville cheddar sausages?FearsomeJoeandmac [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.net to food@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square19fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareElGosso [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·4 months agoWhen I was a kid my uncle got the sausages that just had like cheapo American cheese inside them for a family get-together and they blew my mind
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months agoIt’s like the first time you get a hot dog and realize you can put Cheez Whiz on it It might shorten your life significantly, but you’re a kid, that doesn’t matter Just processed slop on processed tubes, overwhelming your tastes buds through sheer force of salt and fat
minus-squareElGosso [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months agoYes, it’s all chemically designed to send the dopamine signal to my brain I am but a monkey mashing the button on my skinner box
When I was a kid my uncle got the sausages that just had like cheapo American cheese inside them for a family get-together and they blew my mind
It’s like the first time you get a hot dog and realize you can put Cheez Whiz on it
It might shorten your life significantly, but you’re a kid, that doesn’t matter
Just processed slop on processed tubes, overwhelming your tastes buds through sheer force of salt and fat
Yes, it’s all chemically designed to send the dopamine signal to my brain
I am but a monkey mashing the button on my skinner box