Fuck they’re good

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    4 months ago

    It’s like the first time you get a hot dog and realize you can put Cheez Whiz on it

    It might shorten your life significantly, but you’re a kid, that doesn’t matter

    Just processed slop on processed tubes, overwhelming your tastes buds through sheer force of salt and fat

    • ElGosso [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      4 months ago

      Yes, it’s all chemically designed to send the dopamine signal to my brain

      I am but a monkey mashing the button on my skinner box