Do you have the time
To soak your beans in brine?
Or are you opening a can
Cause you’re in a hurry?
I am one of those
Tasty bean eating fools
Chomping on some beans
No doubt about it
Sometimes I give myself some treats
Sometimes the beans go into me
It all keeps adding up
On beans I’m fillin’ up
Am I just full beans?
Or am I just stoned?
I went to a shrink
To analyze my beans
She said not to see her anymore
I went to a store
I was out of beans and needed more
So I bought a bunch of them
It was pretty rad
DAH DAH DAH
I’m the son of fabaceae
The beanis of suburbia, the legume of none of the above on a steady diet of:
DAH DAH DAH
Nitrates and urea and
compost and manure and all the nitrogen and the co2 that is in the atmospheeere
and there’s nothing wrong with me
this is how I’m supposed to beeeeaaaaaaaaaan
in a land of cereal grains that don’t believe in beanis