After leaving, I craved capitalist food so badly that I bought three Burger King burgers, two large fries, and a cola. It was impossible to eat all that, but I just wanted it so bad.
WAIT WHAT I saw someone else post this and assumed they were making it up, that’s actually in the article?! Also maybe I’m just built different but that seems very possible to eat.
WAIT WHAT I saw someone else post this and assumed they were making it up, that’s actually in the article?! Also maybe I’m just built different but that seems very possible to eat.
Poor guy has deprived of his precious Kurger Bing
Yeah I thought that was a hexbear joke comment until it was IN THE FUCKING ARTICLE while I was reading it.
Hexbear needs to up its satire because they’re producing funnier material as actual propaganda.