WASHINGTON D.C. - In a 6-3 ruling, the United States Supreme Court ruled that former President Donald Trump not only has full immunity from prosecution for any gun murders he might commit, but that he definitely should do so.
He probably can’t himself, but he could order a member of the military to do so (military order, absolute immunity). Or do it himself and then immediately pardon himself (pardon power, absolute immunity). So yeah not really even a parody.
Unclear if this is a parody.
The Beaverton is a Canadian satire news site. It’s a maple flavoured onion.
No they’ve given up and are just reporting the news of late.
That’s the saddest thing. When a satire rag has to go straight. 🙃
He probably can’t himself, but he could order a member of the military to do so (military order, absolute immunity). Or do it himself and then immediately pardon himself (pardon power, absolute immunity). So yeah not really even a parody.