Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agoShort selling spice derivatives based on future forcast retirement community being built in order to afford the $5/bottle surge after the petrochemical train devalued its load into the aqueducts.hexbear.netimagemessage-square50fedilinkarrow-up1124arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1124arrow-down1imageShort selling spice derivatives based on future forcast retirement community being built in order to afford the $5/bottle surge after the petrochemical train devalued its load into the aqueducts.hexbear.netPosadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square50fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareFnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up66·3 months agoCashier: I’m going to have to cancel orders for so many damn items Stocker: I’m going to have to reshelf so many damn items Also stocker: I’m going to have to throw away so many damn items Store management: I’m going to turn over so many damn employees Rich Consumers: I’m going to have so much higher risk of food borne illnesses Poor Consumers: I’m going to only be able to eat price stable staples (or just starve) Store owner: I’m going to make slightly higher profits, so everyone’s a winner!
minus-squareashinadash [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·3 months ago Also stocker: I’m going to have to throw away so many damn items I noticed that the “50% OFF ENJOY TONIGHT” sections of my local stores now overflow with unsold bread every Thursday.
Cashier: I’m going to have to cancel orders for so many damn items
Stocker: I’m going to have to reshelf so many damn items
Also stocker: I’m going to have to throw away so many damn items
Store management: I’m going to turn over so many damn employees
Rich Consumers: I’m going to have so much higher risk of food borne illnesses
Poor Consumers: I’m going to only be able to eat price stable staples (or just starve)
Store owner: I’m going to make slightly higher profits, so everyone’s a winner!
I noticed that the “50% OFF ENJOY TONIGHT” sections of my local stores now overflow with unsold bread every Thursday.