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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago

four-hour erection.

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four-hour erection.

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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago
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    planet-hillary I need some of these for my husband AM I RIGHT LADIES?!

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    Erections are caused by your body relaxing some muscles to allow bloow to flow in to the penis, so afaik a lot of conditions that can cause paralysis can result in erection. It’s one of the reasons you check for an erection if someone is unconscious and you suspect they got hit in the head - If they’re unconscious and they have an erection the chance of a spinal cord injury is very high.

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      Yup, always jerk em off a little. That way, when the EMTs arrive, you can tell them you “did the penis check” and they’ll be overjoyed you spared them the trouble.

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        Yep, I do the same on the bus. Unfortunately there’s a lack of awareness.

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        I know it’s kind of weird but it really is an important diagnostic tool for rapidly assessing a potential spinal injury. Importantly, it’s something you can observe even if the victim is unconscious and unable to report numbness or inability to move.

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      Wait a second, “one of the reasons”?

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        Maybe not the right choice of words on my part.

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    sticking my dick in the bananas at the grocery store

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      deleted by creator

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    brb about to become a pornstar named spiderman

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    You think those are bananas? 🤫

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    Removed by mod

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      Apply directly to the bellend.

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    The dark side of being Spider-man that no one talks about

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    is-this Is this erectoralism?

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    awooga

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    Using the S*n as a source

    Cringe.

    You get these sorts of sensationalist stories all the time about Brazilian wandering spiders, there has been, like, one reported case of someone being bitten by one (and even that case is an improbable one according to the entomology websites I read about it on a few years back).

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    Benefits of spider gf

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    “honey wanna take a trip to australia?”

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    volcel-judge

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