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You can do nothing wrong and still be disliked by someone.
Don’t put off something you need to do because tomorrow their will always be something else.
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Go to bed
Don’t swim after eating or you will cramp up and die.
You have to work out to be good at sex.
Buy a waterbed. One thrust, and the swells take care of the rest.
“Who farted? Seriously?”
Your problem is you’re in love. You’re too young to be in love. There’s too many putas out there.
Get a job.