More of a Velma enjoyer, myself.
Man of culture. Thick thighs and nerdy.
Damn
You DOG
him too.
Fair
Gotta be food from a studio Ghibli movie
You’re goddamn right
Studio Ghibli is actually a #foodporn creator that uses animation to deliver their content.
So many options and they choose fried eggs cooked on a campfire wtf.
They don’t even look special? Like…TMNT pizza always looked so amazing. Those just look like normal ass eggs.
I wanna know how they kept the eggs on the rock without making a mess
Blue jellyfish jelly krabby patty.
I gotta know
Hey all you people
I don’t like seafood of any kind. But I have wanted to taste an actual from-Spongebob Krabby Patty forever.
I thought the patty is made from meat (not seafood), otherwise they would be cannibals.
I don’t know where they are getting non-seafood meat on the bottom of the ocean though.
Doesn’t matter, would try. 🙂
The same place they got a squirrel. Texas.
Slurm from futurama I bet it taste like surge.
Pietro, a man of wise decisions.
But I want the egg sandwich with worms fry had once.
Futurama; Parasites Lost; season 3, episode 2But then… would Leela love you or the worms?
Fry, in general, is a special kind of idiot, but especially for giving up that gift.
Why is it that so much of the internet wants to stick a tongue in an asshole? You realize that only porn stars do anything more than wipe and shower. You’re literally eating shit. Which is a great way to get wierd diseases or start involuntary vomit attacks in a supposedly sexy moment.
You know what’s better than ass? You know what tastes better and is self cleaning and an actual pleasure center? Pussy.
You deserve a finer dining experience. Eat pussy instead.
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I’m not gatekeeping. You want to eat ass and your partner is okay with it and doing the prep to make it safe? Go for it.
But I guarantee you that most of the people on the internet claiming to want to eat ass have ever or will ever place their tongue on an asshole.
safe
Dude, the E. Coli roulette is half the excitement!
Lol first honest answer of the bunch.
I would like to see the veracity of this “guarantee”
Yeah, everyone on the internet is a Virginia, surely.
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You understand that a vagina is literally like an inch from an asshole, right?
If you engage in anal play/ sex, there is some prep work involved. Not only pornstars clean and flush before having fun
Speak for yourself. Some of us have bidets. Also, everyone knows the universal flag for if it’s okay to eat ass is the wet wipes in the bathroom.
I have a bidet. But I also know the shit it cleans off and how disgusting my toilet is after even a few days of shit going through it and being wahsed away with water.
Is it free range?
Fresh from a sweaty ghost hunt with a few leaks and sharts from getting scared.
You realize that only porn stars do anything more than wipe and shower.
TIL I’m a porn star. I guess that’s a promotion from slut?
I do agree with you about the disease thing; I use a dental dam when the mood strikes me.
I think it’s an age thing, my friends in their 20s are evangelists for ass eating, my fwb keeps asking me to let him do it, it’s kind of out of nowhere for me.
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Tree Stars. Spike made them bitches look delicious.
One of my very best friends also said that. He wanted to eat a tree star because the movie made them look amazing.
♪ Young man! There are leaves all around
I say: young man! Eat a leaf off the ground
I say: young man! Won’t it make a cool sound
When you
Stuff
It
In
Your
Leaf hole ♪
When I was a kid I ate a lot of leaves trying to find a tree star leaf.
Tree leaves taste terrible pretty much in general.
Mines is Solid Snake’s rations after sneaking under a cardboard box to snap a soldiers neck on Metal Gear Solid ps1
the metal gear rations gotta be really good to save you from fucking gunshots and missile impacts
How has no one said the feast from Hook!?!? Bangarang. Peter!
Because you were the first, fam.
The rat’s food
110% it would be anything the cat chefs cook up in Monster Hunter World. Those animations always got me hungry.
I always wanted the food stick that Yoda took from Luke.
Something about a self contained meal always appealed to me.
I’m sure ambrosia has been in some animated movie.
always with the immortality, I’m in you motherfucker
