Imagine being in an abusive relationship with a fucking stock lmao
Replace tesla with “the sun” and instead of Twitter it’s a priest explaining to a pharoh they’re doing everything they can to appease Ra.
Hey man, at least the sun is real and worth something to life!
this is like reading one of those accounts of “how Amway ruined my life”, but right before the author realizes it was a scam all along and all that effort they put into it only served to destroy more lives.
anyway, strengthPlan more like weakPlan. boom, gottem.
M’LORD, M’LORD THE CYBERWAGON LINE GOES DOWN
Why number not go up? My very normal and based in reality life depends on number go up
I’ve been dutifully putting money and time into brand loyalty regardless of how the product or the CEO perform, why am I not making money?!
Im terribly grateful to you m’lord for selling me this golden goose, and I believe very much in it, but Sire the thing is, the golden goose you sold me, well it isn’t laying golden eggs m’lord.
Still love the goose though.
material conditions? pah. history is shaped by which side focuses their spirit energies better
Goku got 100,000,000 Zeni and killed god, so I’m inclined to believe this.
this is even worse than the normal religious belief of the unknowable rectitude of the market, this is a child praying for divine intervention without any adults or religious figures to temper their expectations
M’LOOOOOOORD HELP US
not a cult though
Tesla Bears?
In gambling terminology, “bear” and “bull” refer respectively to thinking that a bet is bad or good, so a “tesla bear” would be someone who thinks that “tesla will be more valuable in the future” is a bad bet
How did I play New Vegas for over 1000 hours and never figured this out?
Someone said New Vegas! I’m going to the Prospector Saloon!
??? I think the only bears in new vegas are the yao guai
I think they were referring to the Bear/Bull comparisons made to the NCR and the Legion since those are their respective symbols. Plus in lonesome road Ulysses is constantly going on about the Bear and the Bull when talking about them
i assume it gets into gambling from stonks bear and bull markets but stock markets and gambling are kinda the same so it’s possible it’s older in explicit games of chance
No, I’m just directly calling stocks gambling
Should’ve given that money to a mega church instead
You’re in a cult. But all you’ll lose is your comfortability. Which is better than most other cults.
(Not to @Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net obviously)