He needs Oakleys, a goatee, and an antivax Facebook profile frame to complete the costume.
And about fifty pounds of weight
And a search history littered with bear cub porn.
We’ll also accept Grindr on his phone.
nah this guy has a Sniffles account.
A what?
Bear cub porn is hairy chubby gay guys.
Unless they’re a furry, then it’s pedo shit.
Either interpretation is valid.
But isn’t that just “bear”? it’s the “cub” part that makes it sound awful
I think the cub part indicates it’s younger guys too, but honestly I don’t watch porn so I can’t really say for sure.
Search history
Pit vipers
You forgot the confederate flag!
Or maybe a Punisher tattoo.
Backwards American flag in black and white
I bet someone fused those two before!
I’m surrounded by these fucksticks. Send help.
– Trapped in Indiana
Everyday of my life brings me one day further from the day before I moved to NYC. So today, like every day since then was a good day.
I do not recommend West Virginia.
Just moved to Indiana, can confirm.
sorry g. moved out to California from indiana a couple years ago and never looked back. hope one day u can get out
I got out of Indiana a few years ago and moved to civilization on the coasts. Godspeed.
No, you stay in the US
Yeah nawh mate.
Should have been adult child sized
Indeed
Adult on the outside, child on the inside!
I’ve lived in the city most of my life. Had a friend that lived in the country that told me to come out and visit. He was convinced that I needed to buy a gun because how dangerous it supposedly is.
I shit you not, the next morning he was threatening his neighbor with a gun. Turns out there is a ton of crime in the country. Nobody has a job so they constantly steal from each other.
He’s got that thousand-yard-squint. Very cool and masculine.
Thousand yard squint, that’s brilliant.
People where I live now are genuinely afraid of the city for sure. There is some merit, but only if you go looking to step in shit.
For me, I’m largely desensitized to city stuff from a lifetime, and I’m tired. I don’t like it anymore.
I’m not scared of cities, but there is something to be said about being able to get away from people…
Riding my bike in the city is way more annoying than when I ride on a gravel/dirt road in the countryside with animals and scenery
Also those f150 dudes crack me up. I can count on one hand the number of those I’ve ever seen hauling anything
And the f150’s you do see hauling shit are hauling loads that a f350 has no business hauling.
Not inbred looking enough
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I’ve lived in a range of population centers, from mid sized towns of about 30k, to cities in the millions, and now in a small town of 5k spread through the entire valley. Its different strokes for different folks. The city was nice with lots of things to keep me occupied, but I could barley afford to do anything because my tiny apt cost 2.5k a month. Cities would be great if the CoL was addressed. Smaller towns on the other hand offer me plent of unspoiled nature to explore and a tighter knit sense of community while allowing me to live comfortably.
Each has its benefits and generalizing one side or the other doesn’t do it justice.
They are all so tough until they actually have to be around people. Then they gotta strap up to get a slurpy.
I see they know my ex husband before the additional 300 lbs.
Do fake country guys really wear henleys? I like henleys.
Edit: I did research. Thank god he was wearing a long-sleeve tee and not a henley.
Nah, you did bad research. 🤨 But I do like that video. That’s a henley, henley definition: A collarless pullover shirt, characterized by a round neckline and a placket about 3 to 5 inches long and usually having 2–5 buttons. It essentially is a collarless polo shirt.
Country clothing is usually very simple, practical. Like the henley. It is a far too convenient piece of clothing to be owned by any one group! 🙂 I don’t like henleys, I love henleys. Just don’t wear it in combination with a dumbass cowboy hat. 😂 Or camo. 🤢
Try that in a not large town?
I hate cities because of the amount of idiots driving there. If it were harder to get a driver’s license then I wouldn’t mind at all
Fair play. That said, you get used to it.
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