InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months ago[Not the Onion] Customers are asking for H5N1 milk.hexbear.netimagemessage-square69fedilinkarrow-up1157arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up1156arrow-down1image[Not the Onion] Customers are asking for H5N1 milk.hexbear.netInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square69fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareEmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up68·5 months agoMight be a great time to stock up on N95s
minus-squarequeermunist she/her@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up44·5 months agoAnd canned food. Hope you have a bidet this time.
minus-squarerobinnn [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·5 months agoRemember you also need toilet paper. The false prophets will come to you and say the bidet eliminates the need for toilet paper, but it’s a lie.
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·5 months ago!!! Your comment reminded me I had entirely forgotten to make a post - https://hexbear.net/post/2523061
minus-squareBlep [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·5 months agoI admire your optimism
Might be a great time to stock up on N95s
And canned food.
Hope you have a bidet this time.
Remember you also need toilet paper. The false prophets will come to you and say the bidet eliminates the need for toilet paper, but it’s a lie.
!!!
Your comment reminded me I had entirely forgotten to make a post - https://hexbear.net/post/2523061
I admire your optimism