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glowie to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Absolutely delicious

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Absolutely delicious

glowie to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • WalkableProgrammer@lemmy.world
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    I too understand this meme because I have friends and I’m just like you

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    The Zuck always manages to give me some pretty heavy “hello fellow humans” vibes.

    “See, just like a regular human being, I also enjoy this ‘eating’. It’s such great fun to put nourishment in our mouth orifices, isn’t it? *gags*”

    • juliorapido@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Hahaha same!

      “Don’t mind me, I’m a human doing human things as humans do.”

      • interolivary@beehaw.org
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        Like, if there’s one thing that could convince me that lizard people exist, it’s Zuck

        • juliorapido@discuss.tchncs.de
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          “Feed me the souls of all Meta users!”

          “Get me the product!”

    • Asafum@feddit.nl
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      Especially on camera… I’m just a blue collar schmuck, I’ll never know what it’s like to work from home, but I can’t imagine people are stuffing their faces during zoom calls lol

      • interolivary@beehaw.org
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        I guess it’d depend on the meeting, but I don’t think it’s too weird in general. Then again I really don’t give a hoot about formality or propriety most of the time, so this might not be a common opinion 😅

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    Why did i read it as sucking cocks

    • rebelappliance@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Probably because you associate going over to your friends house with sucking a dick.

    • Squirrel@thelemmy.club
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      Excellent question.

      • supercriticalcheese@feddit.it
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        Yeah but what is the answer?

        • Gork@lemm.ee
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          Sucking cocks, obviously.

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    The final boss of NPC tiktokers.

  • Laticauda@lemmy.ca
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    Jokes aside, I genuinely don’t understand why he looks so weird, like a haunted wax dummy version of the real Zuckerberg that’s hidden in the basement.

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      He looks like he was made by Nintendo.

  • UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    TFW that creepy guy is still a better poster than my-hero

  • raker@lemmy.world
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    Mark Zuckerberg walks into a bar for horses, then the horse-barkeeper says: “Why such a long face?”

  • SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee
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    It’s cause he’s not human and he’s eating human food.

  • Bob@feddit.nl
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    He looks like he hasn’t slept in a thousand years.

  • ooklamok@lemmy.world
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    Ever went over a friend’s house to eat

    And the food just ain’t no good?

    I mean the macaroni’s soggy, the peas are mushed,

    And the chicken tastes like wood?

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    It’s fucking ridiculous the lengths I have to go through to dodge meals at the in-laws. Luckily my partner is on my side. Her mom can’t cook for shit.

  • DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world
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    This is why I always find a way to decline dinner invitations.

  • bigmonkey [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    He looks like HP Lovecraft. Quick! Check Zuck’s cat’s name!!

    • OrlandoDeCabron [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Nyaa… Nyarlathotep

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    Why does his eyes are so reddish in these pics. Did he just made a recreational use of certain plant?

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